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 Prices of Love:

A breast enlargement operation costs about $7,500.

A penis enlargement operation (phalloplasty, the injection of fat) costs between $5,000 and $7,000. (This operation often doesn't last long, as the body reabsorbs the fat.)

A vasectomy costs between $300 and $700.

Having a vasectomy undone costs between $5,000 and $8,000.

A tubal ligation costs between $2,000 and $2,500.

Having a tubal ligation undone costs about $12,000.

Male to female sex change operations are out of favor in the U.S. because patients tend to remain unhappy even after "successful" operations. According to the gender dysphoria community grapevine, the operations are available in Bangkok, Thailand and Brussels, Belgium. Expect topay between $25,000 and $30,000, plus travel expenses. Be sure toinclude in your budget another $10,000 to $15,000 for follow up care. Female to male operations are extremely rare because an objective observer would not think the results look "natural".

Operation to install a non-inflatable semi-rigid penile prosthesis:$5,000 to $7,000 (it operates like a bendy straw, bend it downfor the locker room, bend it up for love).

Operation to install an inflatable penile prosthesis:$10,000 to $12,000 (pump it up like a tennis shoe).

Vacuum pump device that mechanically draws blood into the penis:$200 to $350 from a medical supplier.

A device which does exactly the same thing can be purchasedat a Hollywood, California sex shop for $35.







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