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Hey guys, Will Durst, your candidate for Lieutenant Governor from the State of Confusion, here to warn you about a dangerous conspiracy being foisted on an unsuspecting American public.

Wasn’t it a wonderful sight? And didn’t it spark emotions in all of us that haven’t been felt in a long time? The rescue of the 33 miners from the gold and copper mine near Copiapo, Chile, became a television spectacle of the best sort. Folks who never even turn their heads to watch cable […]

Making Sense, by Michael Reagan I’m thinking of putting my family on food stamps because Nancy Pelosi, in her wisdom, has assured us that doing so will help the economy and as a concerned American I want to do my part. I wish I’d been aware of this years ago. I could have stopped working […]

By virtually all accounts, the Democratic Party will be battered by a massive Election Day tsunami that will hand control of the House and possibly the Senate to Republicans.

It takes a special kind of 3-D hyperbole to curl your eyelashes and simultaneously drop your jaw. Newt Gingrich’s declarations produce an Andy Kaufman type of discomfort, where I don’t know if what I’m hearing is brilliant, offensive or intentionally comedic. “What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, […]

The evidence is right under their noses, yet they ignore it. I am living in the Washington, D.C., area for a spell. I moved here temporarily from Pittsburgh — flyover country — which is the land of friendly, considerate people. People are not so considerate in D.C. — particularly on the roadways. Drivers here come […]

Thank you ladies, gentlemen and prospective donors, remote viewing audiences, readers, tweeters, and other platform attendees for joining me standing, sitting, lying here as your candidate for elected office, civic duty, greased chute to Swellsville.

There’s a memorable episode of “Seinfeld” in which George invents a fake organization called the Human Fund, to fool coworkers into believing that a gift was made on their behalf to a seemingly worthwhile cause. In dreaming up an innocuous, patriotic-sounding name the writers might just as well have called it the American Future Fund. […]

Republican Jim Russell, a New York congressional candidate, is suing Pulitzer Prize-winning Journal News cartoonist Matt Davies and eight other journalists for $1 million each, claiming they “smeared his name” and undermined his candidacy in the press and on television: The lawsuit names Journal News columnist Phil Reisman, reporter Leah Rae and political cartoonist Matt […]

Republican Jim Russell, a New York congressional candidate, is suing Pulitzer Prize-winning Journal News cartoonist Matt Davies and eight other journalists for $1 million each, claiming they “smeared his name” and undermined his candidacy in the press and on television: The lawsuit names Journal News columnist Phil Reisman, reporter Leah Rae and political cartoonist Matt […]