Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad phones President Obama’s private line. Obama answers. “Why are you calling me, Ahmadinejad? You know we’re not ready for one-on-one talks.” “But Mahmoud and the mullahs worried about American election! We worry Obama will lose!” “I’m not going to lose, you nut job. People love me here. I give them other people’s money.” “But Mahmoud think [Read More]