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I was surprised that prisoners were allowed to have porn in the first place. I don’t think I’d want anything in my prison that inflamed passions, sexual, or otherwise. I should think you’d want to lull them to sleep. Make them read The Weekly Standard. William Kristol is human Nyquil.
It turns out it’s easier to hack into somebody’s phone than I thought. There’s a product sold in Europe used to hack into phone conversations. There’s also one sold here in the U.S. for less than $1000. That explains why my enemies know my every move. It reminds me of the old maxim: Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean someone’s not out to get you.