I should have posted this caricature on St. Patty's Day. But, then, Ms. Lohan probably isn't getting out of bed (or under the bed, or maybe out from under the car) until about now, anyway. It's 8 p.m., March 18, where I am. (5 p.m. in Hollywood).

It's none of my business to advise celebrities on how to behave in public. Or anybody under the age of 50, for that matter. But it occurs to me that Ms. Lohan might want to take better care of herself. If not for her career, then for her pretty, albeit chronically freckly face. In fact, a friend wrote me today to suggest that Ms. Lohan is beginning to resemble Gollum from the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy.

Well, that got me to thinking, so I checked through my stacks of old caricatures. And, sure enough, some years ago I drew a caricature of "Rings" director Peter Jackson -- along with Gollum. As for the resemblance -- Lindsay, Gollum -- YOU be the judge! Here, take a closer look.

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