Christine Flowers

Giving thanks the Epstein files will be released
When the first woman emerged from the mists of time to point the finger at Bill Cosby, claiming that he had drugged and raped her, I saw the writing on the wall. We were now going to take seriously accusations of bad behavior made, in many cases, de..
There’s a wholesale inhumanity happening now in immigration courts
Whenever I post something about a person who has been granted asylum, or who has obtained their green card, or who has become a U.S. citizen, people congratulate that person, and say “welcome to the country.” Many of the comments are incredibly ..
It’s hard to stomach what the residents of NYC just did
As I watched the bloodbath in New York on Tuesday evening, all I could think of was the last episode in Game of Thrones, when Daenarys sicced her dragons on Kings Landing. Of course, there were some significant differences. In the first place, Dany ..
Malala’s message should echo to the White House
There are a few people in the world who are instantly recognizable with just one name: Madonna, Beyonce and Rihanna come to mind, as do fellow performers Cher, Elvis, Prince, Bono, and Sting. The same is true for Malala. I have known about this brav..
The problem with unwanted ballrooms
“He did WHAT to the East Wing?” If someone called me up at work and said “I knocked down half of your house, and will be installing a pool in your backyard as well as a gazebo at no charge to you,” I would be apoplectic. The idea a stranger ..
Judging the judges, and there’s a lot to not like
My first job after graduating from law school was clerking for an appellate court judge. From 1987 to 1988, I worked, and learned, under the Honorable James R. Cavanaugh on the Superior Court of Pennsylvania. That year taught me more about the law t..
I’m a fan of the new pope, but he got this one wrong
The two great debates of my lifetime have been the following: “Is it gravy or sauce” and “Can a pro-lifer support the death penalty.” The first conundrum is more controversial in my family. The second doesn’t have the philosophical gravita..
Dolce vita! Celebrating Columbus Day all month
I grew up calling myself “Italian.” I never used “Italian-American,” partly because it’s fairly obvious that I am American and also because I didn’t want any grief from the tedious people who say things like “Why do you hyphenate yours..
Many high-profile killings done by young white men, but why?
The other night on CNN, there was a discussion about the troubling commonality between the people who are committing so many of the tragic shooting incidents over the last months. The first person who tried to murder Trump was a young white man. The..
Jimmy Kimmel is not a victim
Jimmy Kimmel is not a very funny man. He reminds me of the prep school boys I used to teach back in the 1990s. They had a snotty kind of humor, an ironic “I’m so smart, ha ha” type of affect that stops being cute when you are an adult making m..
In wake of Charlie Kirk murder, you see who has ‘sickness of soul’
When Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro’s home was firebombed this summer, at no point did I say or write, “I hate Josh Shapiro’s politics, but … .” And I certainly didn’t say “Well that’s karma.” Sadly, some people expressed exactly t..
A teen saint and a mother’s love
Every Italian mother thinks her son is special. I am sure non-Italians feel the same way, but I can really only opine on personal experience. My grandmother had one son, and he was her prince. Louie was a great guy, and in Philly's 49th Street neigh..

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Christine Flowers is a Philadelphian who loves the Eagles but can leave the cheesesteaks. She writes about anything that will likely annoy the majority of people, and in her spare time practices immigration law (which is bound to annoy at least some people.)
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