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Going nuclear
I wrote this article with my neighbor George. You can tell because the funny jokes are mine and the others are his. As I have often had cause to mention, my neighbor George is a nuclear engineer. This means he is responsible for anything that goes �..
More pencils? More books? More teacher’s dirty looks?

Tyrades! by Danny Tyree Is it time for the educational system to go “old school” again? According to NBC News, concerned parents nationwide are rebelling against the heavy reliance on laptops and tablets by school districts. These parents are ch..
Trump’s unsuccessful war against DEI
For people who believe only straight, heterosexual white men should be in charge, these are interesting times. Currently, the most powerful and influential social conservative in the world resides once again in the White House and seems as determine..
Antisemitism again, this time from Trump’s Religious Liberty Commission
I thought I could abandon the topic of antisemitism for a few weeks. There was Pam Bondi to ridicule, ICE raids to criticize, and an idiotic Super Bowl halftime show performed in Spanish by a guy who didn’t want us to know how misogynistic he real..
Pam Bondi has me pining for the days of Janet Reno
I found it perversely entertaining watching shrieking she-devil Pam Bondi as she sought to defend her dirtbag tenure at the Department of Pedophile Protection. She made the Wicked Witch of the West look like Mother Teresa. Any second I expected her ..
Why the Olympics tanked in China but thrive in Italy
No wonder the ratings for the Winter Olympics are so much better than they were four years ago. Four years ago, the Winter Olympics were held in China. The Beijing Games were designed to showcase the glory of the communist state. Athletes were under..
Quiet the hate: Top ten cartoons of the week
At times I wish we could go back to the days when extremists with the lowest intelligence and loudest voices didn't have digital megaphones spreading their garbage. Our most popular cartoon of the week by far, drawn John Darkow, touches on that thoug..
The best-laid plans
My five-year plan is currently on year eight. Look, it’s not my fault that it takes me time to do things. Okay, so maybe “time” is a misnomer. Maybe I did spend two hours ordering a pizza when it could have taken me 15 minutes. But I had to ch..
Shutting down birth hotels another line of defense against China
Thanks to questionable programs like birthright citizenship, and chain migration, as many as 1.5 million Chinese may be eligible to vote by 2030. The startling number, revealed in Peter Schweizer’s new best selling book, “The Invisible Coup: How..
Older generations teach the lost art of romance
Note to Editors: A prior version of this column was distributed in 2024. All my father ever wanted as a young man was to marry my mother and start a family — plans that were interrupted when he was drafted into the Army during the Korean conflict...
We should care more about Trump’s racist post
It's worth pausing for a moment to recall just a few days ago, President Donald Trump shared a racist clip on his social media account that showed the heads of former President Barack Obama and former first lady Michelle Obama transplanted onto a mo..
Do we expect too much from our dogs?

Tyrades! by Danny Tyree “Lean on me/When you’re not strong/And I’ll be your friend/I’ll help you carry your Frisbee.” - apologies to Bill Withers. I was intrigued by a recent article by Margret Grebowicz, a philosophy professor at Missouri..

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