Tom Purcell

Hope for civility?
Civility is making headlines again — that lack of it, that is. Recent surveys by workplace-research firms, such as Sogolytics and the Society for Human Resource Management, suggest that nearly half of Americans have witnessed or experienced incivi..
Data privacy? What data privacy?
Ring. Ring. “Hello, this is Tom.” “We know who you are, Tom.” “Who is this? How’d you get my smartphone number?” “Your personal details are everywhere, Tom — public records, websites and apps you’ve downloaded.” “I didn’t g..
Rescuing Bill Belichick
In our hopelessly polarized world, surely we can agree on this: Bill Belichick needs an intervention. If you haven't yet heard, Bill, 73, is engaged to 24-year-old former cheerleader, beauty queen and philosophy major, Jordon Hudson. They met four y..
The death of the university
Too many modern universities — for centuries hallowed halls that encouraged passionate debate — have lost their way. The first universities, Plato’s Academy (387 B.C.) and Aristotle’s Lyceum (335 B.C.), were built on Socrates’ conviction t..
The new golden age of the automobile
Flooring the accelerator of Donny Krieger’s ’69 SS Chevelle was one of the great thrills of my life. I was only 15 when I slammed the Chevelle’s four-speed Hurst shifter into second and stomped on the gas. Its monster 396 V-8 let out a nasty g..
The real crime: fatherlessness
In 1965, Daniel Patrick Moynihan was roundly criticized for predicting the violent, hopeless future millions of children from broken families now face. Moynihan — a sociologist, diplomat and four-term Democratic senator from New York — was servi..
Government runs on gobbledygook
I attended a meeting with the Deputy Director of Gobbledygook — and his interpreter — to learn why government rules, regulations and guidance documents are so hard to read and understand. “When President Obama signed the Plain Writing Act of 2..
Bless the Little Sisters
When the Affordable Care Act’s contraception mandate went into effect in 2012, the Obama people wanted the vast majority of companies and private institutions to comply. Even if you were an independent Christian hospital, orphanage, homeless shelt..
Navigating crime in Washington, D.C.
My friend and his wife, longtime residents of Washington, D.C., helped me understand one of the root causes of crime in the nation’s capital — truancy. “It starts there,” said my friend. “During COVID-19, kids got used to skipping online c..
Mother Nature is out to sting me
I’ve learned the hard way that Mother Nature is anything but weak and feeble. I bought a house in the country a little over 30 years ago — a total fixer-upper. An old couple had lived there — hoarders — and the place was a mess. But that did..
What would Carson say?
I wonder what Johnny Carson would say about the demise of late-night television. Carson was genuine and funny — at his funniest when his monologues bombed. On Bill Maher’s podcast, Jay Leno explained why he was so much better than today’s late..
How PBS and NPR can go commercial
“The public broadcasting people are too snooty to run traditional advertisements,” I said to a giddy media consultant. “The Trump-backed bill rescinded more than $1 billion in public broadcasting funds,” said the consultant. “That’s abou..

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