Tom Purcell

Why the Olympics tanked in China but thrive in Italy
No wonder the ratings for the Winter Olympics are so much better than they were four years ago. Four years ago, the Winter Olympics were held in China. The Beijing Games were designed to showcase the glory of the communist state. Athletes were under..
Older generations teach the lost art of romance
Note to Editors: A prior version of this column was distributed in 2024. All my father ever wanted as a young man was to marry my mother and start a family — plans that were interrupted when he was drafted into the Army during the Korean conflict...
Girl Scout cookies vs. the inverted food pyramid
Girl Scout cookies are back, and the new inverted food pyramid gives me permission to eat them — sort of. I’m addicted to Girl Scout cookies, you see. I measure Thin Mints servings by the sleeve, not the cookie. I gobble down Tagalongs the way g..
When Groundhog Day becomes controversial
Groundhog Day levity has arrived just in time — but not everyone thinks so. Every Feb. 2, Phil the Groundhog emerges from his burrow at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsutawney, Pa. If he sees his shadow, winter will last six more weeks; if not, spring is..
No snow day for NYC kids
When I was a kid in the 1970s, no words broadcast on KDKA radio were sweeter than: “Bethel Park School District — closed.” The moment we heard them, we threw on our snow gear and headed for the sled slopes, determined to squeeze every free sec..
The neighborhoods the silent generation built
I drove my 89-year-old mother through our old Pittsburgh neighborhood last Sunday. It was like many suburban neighborhoods that sprouted up across America in the 1960s and ’70s. Many of the people who moved there grew up in the city. They wanted m..
The civil rights pioneer history forgot
Note to editors: A version of this column was distributed for Martin Luther King Jr. Day in 2025. He helped pave the way for Martin Luther King Jr. and others to end Jim Crow — but few know his name. So respected was this civil rights pioneer that..
Kids’ winter cure for nature deficit disorder
I was so determined to hit Jimmy Miller in the shins with my toboggan that I didn’t notice the pond. Maybe I’d better explain. Winter is upon us. When the snow falls, there's only one place a kid should be: out in the elements riding sleds down ..
The wealthy man the media ignored
As the new year begins, the media roll out their annual tributes to the rich and famous who’ve passed on. But I’d rather tell you about one of the wealthiest fellows I ever met — John Swiatek, who died in 2009 just shy of his 84th birthday. Jo..
Uncle Sam schools us on New Year’s resolutions
Get this: the federal government is offering New Year’s advice on improving our health and managing our money — courtesy of the National Institutes of Health and the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Their first recommended resolution: getti..
Holiday gratitude: Supporting the men and women who serve
Here’s something we can all do this holiday season: show heartfelt support for our men and women in uniform. There are currently about 2.1 million serving in the armed forces — 1.3 million on active duty and about 800,000 in the reserves. Roughl..
Dreaming of a white Christmas
The Northeast was blanketed with snow last weekend, and I loved it — because I love how snow humbles us. When it snows in my hometown of Pittsburgh, people pour out into the streets. We shovel sidewalks and driveways, invigorated by the crisp air ..

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