Tom Purcell

Thanksgiving fake news
Thanksgiving is a myth? According to Smithsonian Magazine, our beloved holiday actually has two histories: one real and one largely made up. Naturally, we celebrate the made-up version. Everything we know about the “first Thanksgiving” comes fro..
When entrepreneurs strike the right chord
We got it in the early 1970s — a Kimball organ that sat in our living room for 20 years or more. It had single buttons that played whole chords. Other buttons played cymbals, marimba and other rhythmic beats. I spent hours playing the thing. My fa..
A Veterans Day tribute
Veterans Day reminds us to honor the men and women who served our country — men like Joe Horne. I met Joe years ago at a neighborhood coffee shop. We shared many enjoyable conversations, which is how I learned about his incredible life. A tailgunn..
Halloween’s 30-year slide: From outrageous to obsolete
Halloween has lost its punch. That’s according to pop culture expert Robert Thompson, trustee professor and founding director of the Bleier Center for Television and Popular Culture at Syracuse University. “The post-World War II years were the g..
Brilliant tips from our nanny government
When I visited Ready.gov, I was taken aback by this jarring disclaimer: “NOTICE: Due to the lapse in federal funding, portions of this website may not be updated … until after appropriations are enacted.” Nobody outside of the Libertarian Part..
Fake authentic stuff
It’s called “messy authenticity,” and it’s the latest trend to clearly demonstrate America has lost its collective mind. Looking for a Maison Margiela sweater with unfinished threads and gaping holes? It’ll cost you nearly $1,500. How abou..
Hope for civility?
Civility is making headlines again — that lack of it, that is. Recent surveys by workplace-research firms, such as Sogolytics and the Society for Human Resource Management, suggest that nearly half of Americans have witnessed or experienced incivi..
Data privacy? What data privacy?
Ring. Ring. “Hello, this is Tom.” “We know who you are, Tom.” “Who is this? How’d you get my smartphone number?” “Your personal details are everywhere, Tom — public records, websites and apps you’ve downloaded.” “I didn’t g..
Rescuing Bill Belichick
In our hopelessly polarized world, surely we can agree on this: Bill Belichick needs an intervention. If you haven't yet heard, Bill, 73, is engaged to 24-year-old former cheerleader, beauty queen and philosophy major, Jordon Hudson. They met four y..
The death of the university
Too many modern universities — for centuries hallowed halls that encouraged passionate debate — have lost their way. The first universities, Plato’s Academy (387 B.C.) and Aristotle’s Lyceum (335 B.C.), were built on Socrates’ conviction t..
The new golden age of the automobile
Flooring the accelerator of Donny Krieger’s ’69 SS Chevelle was one of the great thrills of my life. I was only 15 when I slammed the Chevelle’s four-speed Hurst shifter into second and stomped on the gas. Its monster 396 V-8 let out a nasty g..
The real crime: fatherlessness
In 1965, Daniel Patrick Moynihan was roundly criticized for predicting the violent, hopeless future millions of children from broken families now face. Moynihan — a sociologist, diplomat and four-term Democratic senator from New York — was servi..

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