Tom Purcell

Not enough rich people to tax
There aren’t enough rich people to tax to fund what Democratic Socialists of America candidates are promising. The millionaire next door When the DSA says "tax the rich," they want us to think of guys like Thurston Howell III, the "Gilligan's Isla..
How college tuition has gotten so high
Why is four-year college tuition so high in America? William Bennett, President Reagan's secretary of education, offered his hypothesis in 1987. In a New York Times op-ed titled “Our Greedy Colleges,” he argued that colleges were able to raise t..
Autumn, finally: A season to calm our politics
September has arrived, which means autumn is here. It couldn’t come soon enough. Politics all day long You see, a 2026 Change Research survey finds that 30% of voters name politics as the single biggest source of stress in their lives — more tha..
Gen Z is handwriting letters. The rest of us should, too.
Younger generations are driving an old-fashioned comeback: handwritten letters. According to Business Insider, Gen Z and millennials, tired of the emptiness of digital life, are driving a full-blown letter-writing renaissance. They’re joining snai..
The iPhone has made life easier — and ruder
Just one year shy of its 20th anniversary, the iPhone, and the other electronic devices we use daily, sure have changed modern life — and not all for the better. What we gained CNET features 17 products that are now obsolete in our digital world, ..
As goes the American entrepreneur, so goes America
American entrepreneurs are beginning to flourish again. According to Dictionary.com, an entrepreneur is a “person who starts, organizes and operates a business, taking on financial risks in the hope of making a profit.” What’s good for the Ame..
The night we left my sister at the drive-in in 1972
Note to editors: A version of this column was distributed by Cagle in 2024. I can’t imagine such a thing happening today: In the early ‘70s, when I was 10, my family left my baby sister Mary behind at the drive-in theater. Typical ‘70s Drive-in..
Helicopter parents could learn from their trad moms and dads
Helicopter parents are getting worse. The Wall Street Journal reports that a growing number of Gen Z parents are actively intervening in their children’s job searches, interviews, hiring processes and even early career issues. According to the Jou..
The 1970s shag haircut is back — proof America is doing just fine
Note to Editors Only: A version of this column was distributed by Cagle in 2024. According to Cosmopolitan, the shag haircut of the 1970s has become all the rage in 2026. That makes me grumpy because I’m still upset about the David Cassidy shag hai..
Taking our right to speak freely for granted
When I lived in the Washington, D.C., region, I enjoyed occasional Saturday morning visits to Lafayette Square to see what the protesters were up to. Lafayette Square sits directly across Pennsylvania Avenue from the White House. The park is often p..
Why Europeans get long paid vacations — and we don’t
Vacation season is upon us, and nobody knows how to vacation better than our friends in Europe. Whereas many Americans settle for a weeklong summer vacation — often supplemented with day trips — Europeans commonly spend two to four weeks at the ..
The healing power of a belly laugh
It’s never too late for a good belly laugh. July 1 was International Joke Day. The origins of the day remain unclear, but one thing is for certain: we all could use a good laugh about now. Which reminds me about the man who walks into a library an..

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