Christine Flowers

Many high-profile killings done by young white men, but why?
The other night on CNN, there was a discussion about the troubling commonality between the people who are committing so many of the tragic shooting incidents over the last months. The first person who tried to murder Trump was a young white man. The..
Jimmy Kimmel is not a victim
Jimmy Kimmel is not a very funny man. He reminds me of the prep school boys I used to teach back in the 1990s. They had a snotty kind of humor, an ironic “I’m so smart, ha ha” type of affect that stops being cute when you are an adult making m..
In wake of Charlie Kirk murder, you see who has ‘sickness of soul’
When Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro’s home was firebombed this summer, at no point did I say or write, “I hate Josh Shapiro’s politics, but … .” And I certainly didn’t say “Well that’s karma.” Sadly, some people expressed exactly t..
A teen saint and a mother’s love
Every Italian mother thinks her son is special. I am sure non-Italians feel the same way, but I can really only opine on personal experience. My grandmother had one son, and he was her prince. Louie was a great guy, and in Philly's 49th Street neigh..
In Minneapolis, ingrained hatreds rise again to violence
The first comment I heard after the attack on Catholic schoolchildren in Minneapolis last week was from the city’s mayor, Jacob Frey, who said: “Don’t just say this is about thoughts and prayers just now. These kids were literally praying.” ..
The tiresome tale of Amanda Knox
The Amanda Knox story has always stuck in my craw. She and her narrative of persecution annoy me. Why am I writing about her now? Because Hulu has just come out with a series about the time she was convicted of murdering her roommate in 2007. In cas..
Return of a Philly statue signals the end of a witch hunt
Everything changes, nothing is constant, not even death, for the soul is eternal, or taxes, thanks to the Big Beautiful Bill. Last week, I wrote about the restoration of the Columbus Day holiday to the Philadelphia Municipal Calendar, canceled durin..
Celebrating the return of Columbus Day
Every time I walk by the statue of Christopher Columbus a few blocks south of my Philadelphia office, I get flashbacks about the hot, June days at the beginning of the pandemic in 2020, days after George Floyd died from police brutality, a fentanyl ..
‘Village of the Damned’ starring Sydney Sweeney
When I first saw “Village of the Damned,” I was 11 years old, staying up late to watch the Million Dollar Movie on our local ABC affiliate. It wasn’t a particularly scary film, but it did give me a moment’s pause, as much of a moment as an 1..
There is a genocide going on, but it’s not in Gaza
I have a very good friend who I’ve known for decades, and he posted something on Instagram the other day that shocked me. Apparently, there is an actual genocide happening in the world, not one that is fabricated for political reasons. The Druze, ..
AI is a 21st century ‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers’
My favorite horror movie is the original “Invasion of the Body Snatchers,” closely followed by the 1978 remake with Donald Sutherland. The reason I still sleep with the lights on after watching them is the idea that we can live among facsimiles ..
Let’s stop using tragedy to make political hay
When 20 children were murdered two weeks before Christmas in Newtown, Conn., my worldview shifted. To me, the violent shooting deaths of babies who were contemplating sugar plums and Santa challenged my belief in a good and loving God. There was no ..

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Christine Flowers is a Philadelphian who loves the Eagles but can leave the cheesesteaks. She writes about anything that will likely annoy the majority of people, and in her spare time practices immigration law (which is bound to annoy at least some people.)
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